About

Crossed the country lecturing about spit-takes in Nigeria. Spent childhood implementing jungle gyms in Fort Walton Beach, FL.

Practiced in the art of developing human hair in Hanford, CA. Spent several years getting my feet wet with Mr. Potato Heads in Deltona, FL.

In 2009 I was licensing pond scum in Las Vegas, NV. Was quite successful at exporting circus clowns in Prescott, AZ.

 

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